Gleaning quotes from around the internet

More quotable quotes from the “Interwebs”:

— “The metamorphosis of Jesus Christ from a humble servant of the abject poor to a symbol that stands for gun rights, prosperity theology, anti-science, limited government and fierce nationalism is truly the strangest transformation in human history.”

— “The biggest danger of taking your child to a drag show is that a Christian could show up with a gun.”

— “Dear Southern Republicans: You’ve been voting for Republicans for 50 years, and you’re still the poorest part of the country. The problem isn’t immigrants, or environmental regulations, or the media, or socialism, or Sharia Law, or people saying ‘Happy Holidays.’ The problem is that you keep voting for people who care more about giving tax breaks to corporations and billionaires than about helping you obtain the basic necessities of life.”

— “I’m shocked that the guy who lied about his SATs, his bone spurs, the money his daddy gave him, the size of the crowd at his inauguration, the path of a hurricane, his taxes, a pandemic, the election he lost and the documents he stole would lie about donating his salary. Shocked.”

— “The liberal plot to make Republicans look stupid, also known as ‘Operation Just Let Them Speak,’ is working splendidly.”

— “The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts and the stupid people are full of confidence.”

— “The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.” — Scott Paulo, Chico