At recess, a group of kids suggested a game of tag. When it was my turn to be “it,” I made it my mission to tag the fastest kid in our class. I was just about to reach him when my ponytail fell out. I couldn’t see much, but I was so close to tagging him so I kept going. Unfortunately, a kindergartner let go of his bouncy ball as I was running by. I didn’t see it, so the ball got caught under my shoe and I slipped. I was so startled by my sudden fall that the fart I’d been holding in let loose! Everyone cracked up — even the kindergartner!