PIÑATA PROBLEM!

I was at a friend’s birthday party, and I was talking a big game about my piñata-breaking skills. So when it was my turn and the candy was still stuck inside, everyone got excited. I didn’t want to let them down, so I whacked extra hard ... and hit the birthday girl in the face! Luckily, she wasn’t hurt too badly, but she did have to wear an ice pack on her eye for an hour. She still jokes about not inviting me to her party next year!