MEAN GIRL MIRANDA’S DOSE OF POOR ME!
BITTER Miranda Lambert slammed country music for being sexist, claiming she “had to sing with someone with a penis” to get a hit song! “I haven’t had even a Top 20 in a long, long time,” whines Miranda, who’s currently back on the charts with Drowns the Whiskey, her duet with Jason Aldean. “And then it goes No. 1 because it’s a dude.” Man-eater Miranda’s pity party follows a scandalscarred year for the songbird. While on tour in early 2018, she hooked up with Evan Felker — the married frontman for her opening act, the Turnpike Troubadours — who promptly left his wife. But six months later, the homewrecking harpy was jilted herself, when Evan and his group quit her Bandwagon tour at the last minute — leaving Blake Shelton’s angry ex in the lurch!
Woe-is-me Lambert has a hit single with Jason Aldean