NEW York State Police captured Fritha the Fugitive Elephant after the 44-year-old pachyderm broke out of a Westtown animal sanctuary to fetch a midnight snack — 6,000 pounds of hay sitting in a field on a neighbor’s farm! The beast made it safely back to her barn.
TEXAS tornado Kimberly Santleben-Stiteler, 43, got a big bang out of her divorce — she blew up her wedding dress in an explosion felt 15 miles away! Kim was married for 14 years — and says the experience was “liberating.”
WHERE’S Popeye when you really need him? A semitruck hauling a load of spinach flipped on Interstate 71 near Washington Township, Ohio, spreading leafy greens across all northbound lanes and tying up traffic for hours! The cause of the spill is under investigation.
PROFESSIONAL Florida snake hunter Kyle Penniston bagged a record-setting 17-foot, 5-inch female Burmese python in the Miami-Dade County swamps.
The critter, which weighed a whopping 120 pounds, was euthanized under the Python Elimination Program. The giant snakes have invaded the Everglades and are wiping out native species.