KARDASHIANS COLLAPSE: THANK HEAVENS THE END IS NEAR!
THE only thing shocking about the recently announced ratings death plunge for Keeping Up with the Kardashians is that it took so long!
Incredibly, this idiotic excuse for a reality show has somehow had enough watchers to stay on for 15 seasons.
Now, finally, the viewership for the final episode this season plummeted 37 percent from the 2018 premiere’s 1.3 million to a mere 851,000.
The Kardashians were beaten soundly by the competition — a Hallmark Christmas flick pulled in 3.4 million viewers and the travel doc Alaska: The Last Frontier got nearly 2 million.
Having less than a million viewers could force E! network bigwigs to can the Kardashians!
And we say: YAHOO!
The weird and undeserved success of the Kardashians only proves:
• Appearing in a sex tape like Kim shamefully did can make some people think you’re fascinating.
• Troweling layers and layers of makeup on your face like Kim, Khloé and Kourtney can almost make you presentable.
• When it comes to making millions, luck beats talent every time.
Critics say the genius behind the super sitcom Seinfeld was that each episode was about nothing important, just humdrum everyday life.
But that was made up by clever writers, who added funny, surprise twists.
The Kardashians is about petty, dumb stuff in their REAL silly lives — with NO twists.
The boring blather these banshees blab is like the taped music in elevators — totally forgettable and UN-entertaining.
However, we do have to give Kim credit for doing the impossible in one area.
This bloated-butt dimwit somehow managed to marry way beneath her!
Her rapper hubby, Kanye West, is an idiotic twerp!