PALTROW ADVICE IS UDDERLY SILLY

GOOFBALL Gwyneth Paltrow claims she “felt so good after” swilling an unpasteurized goat milk and herb cleanse to kill intestinal parasites — but medical experts have slammed the eight-day treatment as a baaad idea!

“You would probably have more flatulence,” notes Dr. Kyle Staller, a gastroenterologist at Massachusetts General Hospital who argues folks are “more likely to get a parasite” from the raw milk.

European officials have even recently blamed untreated dairy products for two deaths and four food poisoning outbreaks!