BIZARRE BUT TRUE!

HERE’S a sick idea! Vaev, a Los Angeles–based company, is selling used tissues infested with flu virus and other nasty bugs for $80 a box. The firm tells customers getting “sick on your terms” is “safer than needles or pills” used as vaccines! Scientists insist it’s nuts! MEAT maker Oscar Meyer is looking for a “hotdogger” to drive the company’s iconic Wienermobile starting in June. To cut the mustard, you need a fouryear college degree and must relish turning heads

wherever you go! PLAIN dumb! University of South Florida St. Petersburg sent 430 kids emails announcing

they’d been accepted to the school — then broke the applicants’ hearts an hour later with another electronic message saying it was all a mistake caused by human error. THE bubonic plague, which snuffed 50 million Europeans in the Dark Ages, is alive and well in Wyoming! State health

officials say at least three domestic cats were diagnosed with the flea-born disease, marked by agonizing swollen glands that develop seven days after infection. Modern antibiotics kill the bacteria.