IT SUCKS TO BE HER ASSISTANT!

MARTHA STEWART’S assistant has a really crappy job — organizing the domestic goddess’ enema kits!

The neat freak brags on her blog about how her personal lackey tidied up her stash of health and beauty products at her winter home, “reevaluating what is still usable and discarding items that are too old.”

Martha even proudly shared a shot of the meticulously ordered mountain of stuff — which included a bin dedicated to “specimen collections” and “enema kits.”