SCANDAL TURNS AMERICAN DREAM INTO NIGHTMARE!
DESPERATE Housewives star Felicity Huffman and Full House babe Lori Loughlin’s shocking arrests for paying bribes to get their dunderhead kids into top colleges might seem like much ado about nothing — but it’s not!
This seemingly dippy crime is a slap in the face of the American Dream — that anyone can better themselves by hard work.
Lori, Felicity and other fat cats ensnared in the Operation Varsity Blues sting are privileged jerks, whose dunce offspring belong in the back of the class.
Lori and her moneybags hubby are accused of shelling out $500,000 to get their daughters, who are not jocks, into the University of Southern California as members of the girls' rowing squad. Disgusting!
Lori’s spoiled brats are getting slots that should have gone to girls who worked their buns off to earn good grades AND be top athletes.
Meanwhile, Felicity is charged with bribing a SAT exam official to raise her bonehead daughter’s college entrance test score so the pampered dimwit
could ROB a poorer, deserving kid of a college education.
The feds rightly charge it’s an example of privileged snots using their dough to rig the system.
They claim these snooty celebs and other high rollers think nothing of buying their lazy kids into places they don’t belong.
As it is, the children of the wealthy have way higher chances of getting into colleges due to
better schooling, donations and legacies.
So the kids of the parents accused of this bribery disgrace must really be dim bulbs.
If Lori and Felicity are found guilty, these selfish, arrogant gals deserve to be shipped from their Full House to the Big House.