SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, PARIS!
Has-been Hilton can’t afford to trash Lindsay
SPOILED brat Paris
Hilton has triggered a new round in her simmering feud with train-wreck actress Lindsay Lohan by ridiculing the former Disney starlet on a talk show — calling her “lame” and “embarrassing.”
We’ve got news for pea-brain Paris — those words easily describe YOU, too!
Don’t get us wrong. Lindsay is no role model. After strong acting work in Mean Girls, Freaky Friday and The Parent Trap, she wrecked a looming movie career with her hard partying, boozing and drugging ten years ago.
She’d get so blasted, she became a sloppy, falling-down drunk. After stints in rehab and a couple of weeks in jail over a DUI bust, she has seemingly bounced back, opening a nightclub and beach resort in Greece and landing a reality show on MTV, Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club.
Last September, her comeback was marred by a bizarre filmed encounter with a homeless Syrian refugee family.
Ditzy Lindsay weirdly tried to lure the couple’s kids away, claiming the parents were trafficking their children — which wasn’t true.
But Paris has no room to talk. Her only talent was being
born rich — an heiress to the Hilton hotel fortune.
Like her no-talent pal Kim Kardashian, she starred in a boring sex tape.
She tried her hand at reality shows, acting and singing — and tanked at them all.
At one point, photos and stories of her appeared daily in the media.
Now, she’s a has-been scraping by in the public eye as a deejay of all things.
Apparently, she’s slamming Lindsay as part of a plan to reclaim the spotlight.
We say, if Paris is smart — which she’s not — she’ll slither back into the Gucci hole she first crawled out of!