ORLANDO REVEALS HIS NAKED TRUTH

No biggie. Literally. ORLANDO BLOOM, 42, who was seen fully naked in front of spying cameras three years ago while canoeing with his large paddle, now says the enormity of certain body parts were just a flattering illusion. The Pirates of the Caribbean star, engaged to singer KATY PERRY, now reveals the pictures merely captured a good angle on the dangle. “It is really not that big,” says the British heartthrob. “Things are expanded on cameras with a big optical lens. It is an optical illusion.”