HORNDOG POOCH ORDERED UP PORN!

DOGGED by fees for porn on his cable bill, a North Carolina senior has blamed his pet pooch for ordering up skin flicks!

Thomas Barnes insists he’s no horndog and his bichon frise, Marino, is responsible for doing the dirty deeds.

He claims the pup pounced on his bed and hit the remote, accidentally adding an X-rated channel to his service — and costing him $70!

But Barnes barked at his cable company — and the FCC — and got the charge dismissed.