BIZARRE BUT TRUE!

A MAN who claims he is Adolf Hitler’s last relative has been convicted of pedophilia! RomanoLuka Hitler, 69, of Görlitz, Germany, used candy and other treats to lure a 13-year-old girl to his apartment and kissed her in a lewd manner. He was fined about $900.

PRAISE the lord — a strip club in a strip mall is being turned into a Christian school! The former Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen’s Club in Trenton, Wis., will become “a place of life and light and hope and joy,” says Ozaukee Christian School board president David Swartz.

A TENNESSEE man is suing the Popeyes

chain for $5,000 because he could not track down its new chicken sandwich. Craig Barr says he spent “countless time driving” in search of the delectable edible — and said he was even scammed for $25 by a man who said he sold the sandwiches behind

one of the eateries!

THE GOVERNOR of New Hampshire stepped in to halt officials who wanted to yank a mom’s license plate that reads PB4WEGO. Wendy Auger received a letter saying the plate was being pulled because it related to “excretory acts or functions.”