AWESOME 82-YEAR-OLD BEATS UP INTRUDER!
Female fitness freak’s finishing touch is a shampoo shower — in the face!
HERE’S a house this idiot intruder regrets visiting — the resident turned out to be an 82-year-old female bodybuilder who slugged the guy with household items, including a table, a broom and a bottle of baby shampoo!
“He picked the wrong house to break into,” says fitness freak Willie Murphy, who is 5 feet tall and can deadlift 225 pounds.
“I’m alone, I’m old, but guess what — I’m tough!”
The award-winning powerlifter says she was getting ready for bed in her Rochester, N.Y., home when a stranger banged on the door, saying he needed an ambulance.
Sensing a scam, she dialed 911, but the creep muscled his way through the front door — and into a world of trouble! According to Murphy — who works out nearly every day at her local YMCA — here’s how the nighttime beatdown went down:
First, she smashed him with a metal-legged table. “I took that table and I went to working on him!”
Then, she whacked him with a broom. “He’s trying to get up and I’ve got the broom and he’s pulling the broom and I’m hitting him with the broom!”
Finally, she cleaned his clock by pouring a bottle of baby shampoo over his numbskull noggin. “I grab the shampoo, and guess what? He’s still on the ground. In his face, the whole thing!”
That’s when cops arrived and hauled the KO’d crasher to the hospital!
Yes, in an ambulance.
“I was whaling on that man,” Murphy says, adding that she is not pressing charges. “’Cause I said to myself, ‘If it’s my time to go to hell, I’m taking him with me!’”