WHY YOU WON’T BE VOTING FOR COLBERT

Know-it-all funnyman STEPHEN COLBERT — who ironically was born in Washington, D.C. — reveals he’s been chased to become a political candidate! But the 55-yearold Late Show host refuses to take the idea seriously. “I’ve accused [those who’ve asked him] of mental illness,” scoffs the comedian. “I’m like, ‘You’ve lost your mind!’”