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DON’T FALL FOR LAME KARDASHIAN TRICKS!

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IT’S nearly impossible to pick out the stupidest thing on the ever-loathsome Keeping Up with the Kardashian­s, but this year’s dumbo end-of-season, um, cliffhange­r has to be near the top!

Oldest sis Kourtney, 40, says she’s fed up with her numbskull family and is quitting the idiotic reality show that’s made them multimilli­onaires, saying she wants to “spend more time as a mom.

“I feel like I’m at my breaking point,” she wails. “I need a break and I don’t want to film anymore!”

And with that, we get a ridiculous “Will she? Won’t she?” bait to watch stupid season 18.

C’mon! Quite apart from the fact that it’s WE who “need a break” from these plastic surgery–obsessed ninnies, we’d also need to be morons to believe that Kourtney, who’s had three kids with boozer-loser former model Scott Disick, is actually going to leave.

Already, Tinseltown tattletale­s are at work, with one source telling RadarOnlin­e the real reason she’s making these noises isn’t her sisters but the fact that she’s a halfwitted slacker!

“She is so lazy,” the insider snitches. “She doesn’t want to do anything but workout.”

That she’s “lazy” is not hard to swallow. But thinking Kourtney is really going to quit the gig — one that’s earned her more than

$25 million and only requires her to slather on tons of makeup and bicker for a few minutes with Kim, Khloé, Kendall, Kylie and mom Kris Jenner — is like believing in the Easter Bunny.

Get real, folks — this is a typically unrealisti­c reality show and the story line is supposed to draw you into the next season!

By then, Kourtney will have miraculous­ly changed her mind and decided to continue making a fortune doing practicall­y nothing. Too bad!

Here’s the reality we’d like to see: that she DOES storm off the show — and takes the rest of her brain-dead family with her!

 ??  ?? We could use a long break from ninnies Kris, Kylie, Khloé, Kim, Kourtney and Kendall
We could use a long break from ninnies Kris, Kylie, Khloé, Kim, Kourtney and Kendall

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