PALTROW GOOP BURIED BY POOP!
GWYNETH PALTROW’S hoity-toity lifestyle boutique in London was targeted by vandals, who dumped a stinky pile of manure on its doorstep!
The Goop shop was already closed because of the coronavirus, and witnesses say the foul mess remained on the sidewalk for hours!
“It was left right up against the door and cannot be an accident,” snitches a local resident. “Someone has it in for Gwyneth.”
The bizarre business has had no shortage of critics since the pampered actress launched the brand in 2008, and this isn’t the first time Goop has found itself in deep doo-doo — at least, in a metaphoric sense.
The company agreed to pay $145,000 in 2018 to settle a California lawsuit over false claims that the jade eggs it shilled could bring “hormonal balance.”