TOO-LOUD JERRY STRESSES SPOUSE!

Loudmouth JERRY SEINFELD’s voice isn’t exactly music to wife JESSICA’s ears! Married since 1999, the annoyed mom of three, 48, grouses her sitcom-legend spouse has been making her cranky with his personal volume. “This man yells instead of talks,” she whines. “He cannot talk in a normal voice. He cannot perform on stage anymore so he just YELLS YELLS YELLS. ALL. DAY.” Jerry, 66, isn’t arguing. “It’s very true,” admits the funnyman. “But, you know, when I’m with my friends out touring or I’m around other comedians we all yell. Comedians yell because you get in the habit of doing that to get the audience’s attention, but having no one to yell at now, I yell around the house and … it’s like an emotional release,” he explains. “If you can find something to yell about that doesn’t upset people like, ‘WHY DON’T WE HAVE MORE SPOONS?’ you just feel better.”