READ OUR LIPS: KYLIE’S NO NIP/TUCK NOVICE!
THE hyped-up hullabaloo over whether vain reality star and cosmetics queen Kylie Jenner had her driver’s license snap photoshopped is a joke — because we’ve always known this talentless 22-year-old is about as fake as it gets!
The hubbub of hot air was triggered by show-off Kylie putting out a snap on social media with her looking perfect and posed on her driving document.
“It’s not fair,” griped one of the fans, noting that photos taken at a state DMV office usually look like mug shots from a Transylvanian prison.
Fair? What isn’t fair is the scam Kylie’s been running for years with her looks!
After all, shots of Kylie in her early teens show someone unrecognizable compared to the Kylie of today.
Thus far, her only admission of cosmetic fixes is her Angelina Jolie–like balloon mouth — a far cry from the skinny-lipped teen in earlier pictures.
She says she decided to do something about her lips when at 15 a guy supposedly told her: “I didn’t think you would be a good kisser because you have such small lips.”
“I took that really hard,” she whined. “I just didn’t feel desirable or pretty.”
But the plumping is all, she avows — and denies any other work!
That’s about as likely as snowflakes in the Sahara.
After all, Italian nip/tuck expert Dr. Andrea Giannitrapani told Elle magazine last year that in addition to the lips, he’s sure she’s had a boob job and “undergone fat transfer to her hips and buttocks to further enhance her hourglass curves.”
And a more recent exposé on the beauty website fabbon.com points to a ton of probable nip/tucks — including a nose job, brow lift, boob job, butt lift, chin enhancement and fillers for her lips, eyelids and nose. They’re no doubt correct: According to experts, you’d need tens of thousands of bucks and a titanic team of plastic surgeons to get the shocking transformation Kylie’s shown in the last half-dozen years. All meaning that bickering about whether Kylie has had her license pic lovingly enhanced is much ado about nothing.