WHO DOES KOURTNEY THINK SHE’S KIDDING?
There’s no way talentless fake is leaving reality TV
FANS of Keeping Up with the Kardashians can quit moaning about Kourtney’s announcement that she’s quit the nitwit reality show.
We can give you 35 million reasons why it ain’t so — that’s how much dough the 41-yearold unwed mom of three has managed to stash away thanks to her 14 years on the show with birdbrain sisters Kim and Khloé and money-grubbing stage mom Kris Jenner.
Now ask yourself: What chance would a gal — who’s no genius and no great beauty, with an undergraduate degree in theater arts and Spanish — have to earn that much money without her reality show?
The answer — ZERO!
Without the show, Kourtney would also be a lot plainer than she is. She’s admitted to a boob job, and top docs have opined she’s at least had a nose job, eyebrow lift, cheek lift, lip enlargement, fillers, lasers and Botox.
Her big bucks salary surely helped finance her nip/tucked puss.
So Kourtney’s declaration
— “I quit” — is likely part of the show’s scripted story line. Shocker, yes! It’s not really reality!
The quitting’s a cliff-hanger trick to keep fans on the edge of their seats wondering, “Will she be back next season — or is she gone for real?”
Kourtney claims she’s had it with the show because "I was feeling unfulfilled, and it became a toxic environment for me to continue to have it occupy as much of my life as it was.”
Translation — whah, whah! I had to work hard, chattering with my airhead, witchy sisters to make millions!
Just days ago, stepsis Kendall Jenner let the truth slip when asked if Kourtney was off the show and blabbed: “No, not necessarily. I don’t think she’s fully confirm to not be on the show. Let’s just say it gets a little crazier before it gets any better."
She’s right about crazy. That’s what you’d have to be to watch these silly ninnies!