PUTIN, 68, RIGS SEXY MAN POLL!
Egotistical dictator declared Russia’s hottest HUNK!
VAIN Vladimir Putin doesn’t just rig his presidential elections, the pipsqueak dictator has even stooped so low as to have himself voted “Russia’s sexiest man,” intelligence community sources say.
But according to Russian pollster Superjob.ru’s survey of 2,000 adults, the egomaniac outpolled everyone else — with 18 percent of guys and 17 percent of gals naming the bloodthirsty 68-year-old tyrant the nation’s hottest hunk.
An intelligence source tells GLOBE the “poll was rigged because no one wants to insult the leader who regularly fixes presidential elections so he gets more than 70 percent of the vote, and recently strongarmed the nation’s lawmakers to allow him to run for president until 2036!”
The pollsters would also not want to shade a man who’s notorious for having his political rivals poisoned and was recently branded “a killer” by President Joe Biden.
Putin is famous for trying to project a macho, he-man image. He poses for pictures bare-chested while on horseback and while taking part in rugged outdoor adventures.
“The truth is he’s suffering the ‘little man complex’ by trying to show how big and strong he is physically when in reality he’s the runt of Russia,” says the source.
Indeed, at five-foot-six, Vladimir is about average for a Russian guy and is the same height as actor Dustin Hoffman, who many in Hollywood consider a half-pint.
He’s actually THREE inches SHORTER than today’s Russian male and closer in height to the average Russian fivefoot-four gal.
“Considering how small he really is, it’s no wonder he goes out of his way to project a big, powerful strongman image,” says the source.
“But it’s really pathetic when he’s so insecure that he has to rig a sexiest man poll.”