LET THEM EAT DORINDA CAKE!

No one’s heard the last of ousted RHONY star DORINDA MEDLEY! The socialite turned reality diva’s debuting a tell-all memoir this summer called Make It Nice. “I kind of lived all over the world, been married, divorced single mother … but by the time I got to the Housewives, that cake was baked and I kind of gave a piece of it,” spills the 56-year-old Bravo star. “So I really thought, I want to give the audience the whole cake now.” Sounds … yummy. “I want them to see a beginning, middle and end, not just the Dorinda they think they know. I think that gives you a full understanding of me, not only as a Housewife, but as a woman and a mother and a wife and a widow and a business person and a daughter.” Got it? Good.