CAITLYN GETTING SMALLER BOOBS SO RUN FOR GOV WON’T GO BUST!
From tacky Es to sensible Cs
CALCULATING Caitlyn Jenner is refining her image ahead of her run for governor in California by reducing her massive mammaries to look more conservative, insiders dish!
Sources tell GLOBE the 71-year-old transgender athlete turned activist wants to downgrade her E-cup breasts to a “more respectable” C cup.
“Caitlyn’s been worried for a while they are way too big within the context of her body and draw unflattering stares,” snitches an insider.
“Running for the California governor’s office is serious and she wants people to listen and look at her face, not her boobs.
“Truth is, the implants have been weighing her down and giving her back pain too, so this makes sense in more ways than one.
“Even after a reduction, she’ll still have a flattering figure to show off in those smart skirt suits and pant suits she plans on wearing.”
The washed-up reality star will be slowly abandoning other cosmetic procedures, sources say.
“Caitlyn would like to wean herself off fillers and Botox too, but that’ll be a gradual process that she’ll do as time goes by,” adds the insider.
“The big thing here is that she wants to look more natural and relatable for voters.
“A change in wardrobe is also in order and you’ll start seeing her in classier ensembles and less flashy, flesh-baring outfits.”
But Mike Murphy, a longtime California-based Republic strategist who advised Arnold Schwarzenegger’s successful campaign, scoffed at Cait’s political dreams.
“I think it would most likely be a stunt candidacy, but we’ll see,” he says.