REALITY QUEEN’S BUTT-UGLY REVENGE!
Lala put beau’s toothbrush where sun don’t shine
LEGGY Lala Kent has admitted she once put the business end of fiancé Randall Emmett’s toothbrush up her butt!
The dental hygiene–challenged Vanderpump Rules star reveals in her new book, Give Them Lala, she was in an “alcoholic fog” when she shoved Randall’s bathroom tool where the sun doesn’t shine!
“I’m such a d--k when I drink. Thank God I stopped!” says the now-sober reality star, 30.
The Bravo personality says she was routinely picking fights with her guy back then, and on a trip to Miami things REALLY backfired!
She recalls dumping Randall’s clothing, shoes and toiletries into a swimming pool during a fit of spite “before taking his toothbrush and putting it in my a--hole for a minute.”
When The Irishman movie producer, 50, started using the implement on his pearly whites, Lala laughed and rear-ended him with the truth:
“That toothbrush was just in my a--hole!”
Apparently the couple was able to get past the anal atrocity, because after getting engaged in 2018, they’re still together — and they welcomed daughter Ocean in March!
Randall also has two children from his previous marriage to actress Ambyr Childers, 32.
But Lala admits she’s done even worse: “I’m sad to say that was not my lowest point.”
When a shocked interviewer asked whether she had inserted the tool bristles-first, Lala responded:
“Oh honey, if I’m putting your toothbrush in my ass, I’m not half-assing it, no pun intended. We’re going with the side that you’re putting in your mouth!”