KIM K’S KAREER: SEX, LIES & VIDEOTAPE!
AFTER more than a decade of deception and fakery, Keeping Up with the Kardashians star Kim is FINALLY getting real — admitting she owes her success to a raunchy sex tape!
Only, Kim’s crying like a victim, not a calculating courtesan who used the X-rated snooze to get rich.
Surprisingly, the 40-yearold mom of four recently confessed she doesn’t think the TV series — that’s made gazillions and spun off fashion and cosmetic lines for her and her no-talent clan — would have made it if a five-year-old tape showing her doing the dirty with then rapper-beau Ray J wasn’t leaked in 2007.
For once, we have to agree with Kim. She and her sisters Khloé and Kourtney and half sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner have shown NO obvious talents at anything except as petty posers during the series’ run, which has thankfully ended.
In other words, without Kim’s sex tape they’d be working the drive-in window at a burger joint pretending to be qualified for the minimum wage job! In truth, their entire world is built on fantasy.
Their fabulous mansions are props — and their looks aren’t real since nip/tucks are always the clan’s order of the day. In fact, you never see Kim’s real puss, warts and all.
She spends two hours in makeup and hair-styling before going on camera — and if she still doesn’t like her looks, she has the film edited. But apparently, her rather bland sex tape was raw footage.
So the lingering question is how did a tape made in 2002 mysteriously get leaked online five years later — and just before the Kardashian reality show was set to debut?
According to an online celebrity news site, “Many believe that it was Kim K herself or her mother, Kris Jenner, who leaked the X-rated footage to catapult her to fame.” Ya think?
These days Kim considers herself a glamour-puss — too good for raunchy porn films — and whines the video “is the one thing that I wish didn’t exist.”
But Hollywood insiders say she’s still raking in $360,000 a year in royalties from the tape — and isn’t turning away the dirty dough. This suggests the lady doth protest too much about her X-rated roots!