STRAIGH TALK! DON’T FALL FOR SCOTT DISICK’S CROCODILE TEARS
THE Kardashian spin machine would love us to believe Kourtney’s baby daddy Scott Disick is melting down over her engagement to drummer Travis Barker but, frankly, that pig slop’s pretty hard to swallow!
Why should cradle-robber Scott care a wit?
He surely can’t be jealous. Kourtney, the mom of his three kids, is 42 and way too old for his taste.
As GLOBE has reported, sleazy Scott, 38, craves teenage girls.
He scooped up his last galpals — models Sofia Richie and Amelia Hamlin — when they were around 18, sagely waiting ‘till they were outta high school!
But once they hit 20 and wised up a bit, they dumped the booze-loving lech.
Of course, he could be upset about Kourtney’s wedding plans — since the upcoming marriage with her Blink-182 hubby could land them a role in future reality shows and Scott could be out of a paycheck.
After all, like the Kardashians he milks, Disick’s a no-talent phony whose only real claim to fame is being connected to the reality show that was spawned by Kim’s leaked sex tape.
And speaking of phony, take a hard look at Kourtney’s engagement ceremony on a California beach covered with a sea of roses shaped into a heart.
Normally, a marriage proposal is a private moment between the lovebirds.
But as GLOBE reported, this ring ritual was an extravaganza fit for a TV drama, real or not.
Wanna bet the entire “private moment” ends up on their new Hulu series?
This is not to suggest the proposal was fake or Travis and Kourtney aren’t in love.
But let’s face it, any part of the Kardashians’ private lives is fodder for their family business.
Meanwhile, don’t feel sorry for Scott, who was recently dumped by Amelia.
There are still plenty of other starstruck, ditzy 18-year-old girls out there who would swoon over the pseudo-celeb.