TONE-DEAF TEIGEN NEEDS TO PLUCK OFF!
GLOBE’S NO-NONSENSE OPINION PAGE
JUST when you thought Chrissy Teigen couldn’t get any tackier and more out of touch, the shameless cyberbully started crowing about her newest body fix — an eyebrow transplant! What the pluck?
Yes, Chrissy did, indeed, have her brows surgically restored after tweezing away all the hair years ago in her never-ending pursuit of beauty, fame and acclaim. Sadly, the procedure, which can cost $6,000, seems terribly fitting.
This babe, who latched onto sugar daddy crooner John Legend, is as phony as they come — and proud of it!
She once boasted
“everything about me is fake except my cheeks” — but even that’s a lie.
Before the eyebrow transplant, Teigen had fat sucked from her cheeks, so they’re fake too!
She’s had fat sucked from her armpits, got boob implants that were later removed and is hooked on spray tan.
However, the phony body work doesn’t compare to her fake cheery persona of a gal so goody-goody, butter wouldn’t melt in her never-shut yapper.
Chrissy, who markets herself as a homemaking guru and cook, seems as mean, petty and jealous as they come.
Her evil side was revealed recently when she was exposed as a vicious online troll, who specialized in slamming other celebs a decade ago when she was riding high as Legend’s new wife and a Sports Illustrated swimsuit babe.
The sneaky snake suggested Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Stodden, who as a teen had married an actor in his 50s, should kill themselves!
Designer and Project Runway star Michael Costello claims he wanted to take his own life after being tormented and allegedly losing business due to Chrissy’s online trash talk.
The bullying ended up costing Chrissy cookware sales, which drove her to apologize.
But this wicked witch still doesn’t get it. After Chrissy’s boasts about her trivial eyebrow transplants, an observer slammed her for suffering from “rich people problems,” noting she’s blowing bucks on petty things while real folks struggle to eat and pay bills.
Chrissy responded by wondering: “WHY are people so riled up over any little thing I do?”
Talk about clueless!