PHONY KOURTNEY’S A REAL KLOWN!
KOURTNEY Kardashian’s recent outrage over a social media fan’s remark about the reality babe having “plenty” of plastic surgery is either a very funny joke or proof she and her petty, jabbering sisters are living in their own la-la land!
The online feud exploded over a throwback photo showing sisters Kourtney, Kim and
Khloé in bikinis at a beach resort.
When a fan texted: “Only one who really didn’t change was Kourt,” a second one replied:
“Kourtney got plenty of surgery! She just did it in an extremely natural way that still complimented her features instead of changed them.
“Botox, nose job, some sort of butt shot or BBL just to start.”
Well, Kourtney fired back with such fury, you’d have thought someone canceled her pedicure.
“No better compliment than a too good to be real kind of compliment, butt shot and Brazilian butt lift, um thanks,” Kourtney fumed.
“And you were just getting started.”
You’d think Kourtney would be able to just laugh the soft-slam off considering who she is — a no-talent ditz who, thanks to sister Kim’s boring sex tape, became a rich, famous celebrity and glamour icon.
Kourtney fumes at the suggestion she’s had cosmetic fixes despite photos showing obvious, startling changes in her face and figure over the years.
While she’s admitted to a college boob job, she tosses hissy fits over reports she’s had more. And, of course, Kim and Khloé, their Jenner half-sister Kylie and momager Kris also look like houses with extensive renovations.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians became a guilty pleasure because the nitwit sisters said such stupid things — that were funny.
Kourtney, your denials about cosmetic fixes could be the core of a hilarious stand-up comedy routine — because people are laughing at you already!