HARRY & MEGHAN’S LITTLE HOUSE OF HORRORS
IT’S good news, bad news for the fat cats who live in celeb-studded Montecito, Calif.
Their pretentious neighbors Harry and Meghan Mountbatten-Windsor are selling their $14.9 million mansion, but the pampered brats aren’t going very far — leaving many locals sorely disappointed.
According to insiders, the pampered Duke and Duchess of Sussex are “not over the moon” about their nine-bedroom, 16-bathroom monster that includes a hen house, wine cellar, movie theater, pub game room, guest house, pool and tennis court.
“They are thinking of selling their house. However, it won’t be on the open market because of who they are,” tattles a source. “All showings and potential buyers will be prescreened.”
But don’t bet on the phonybaloney couple — who rake in a fortune pushing projects designed to inspire poor folks — moving into a threebedroom split level like ordinary Americans.
That’s simply not good enough for these “woke” weasels.
“They want to stay in the neighborhood — or nearby,” blabs the source.
Just more proof exposing how spoiled — and fake — the youngest son of the late Princess Diana and his game show model wife really are.
Seriously, can you imagine complaining about an 18,000-squarefoot mansion on five acres in one of the United States’ richest zip codes because you don’t like “the location”?
How many struggling families — the people Meghan and Harry preach at — would give an arm just to live in the guest house?
These royal brats have no shame — and deserve to be cooped up with their chickens!