EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FERRETS MASSACRED!
Dude busted for killing roomie’s stinky pets
ACRAZED creep confessed to slaughtering his roomie’s four emotional support ferrets with a BB gun because they stank — and because he believed one of the creatures was laughing at him, stunned Minnesota cops charge!
Duluth lawmen say Levi Arneberg, 27, told them he shot the caged furballs because “they smell like s**t!”
His heartbroken roommate, Maurice Guski, 57, was keeping the long-tailed, zucchini-sized animals as emotional support pets. Guski called 911 when Arneberg began threatening the animals if he didn’t clean up better around the house!
Guski claims Arneberg pulled a kitchen knife and said, “It would be bad if one of them were hurt. Get the f**k out!”
The lifeless bodies of the furry foursome were later found dumped in an alley, where a witness says Arneberg told him “a ferret smiled at him, so he shot it ten times.”
In court papers, cops report heartless Arneberg announced, “Dude, I killed the
ferrets, give me a break” and gave these disturbing details of the senseless slaying:
“I swear the thing was laughing and breathing, laughing and breathing and I just kept shooting it in the f**king head!”
Arneberg is charged with four misdemeanor animal cruelty counts and faces up to four years in the slammer if found guilty.
He was being held in jail in lieu of $20,000 bail, “$5,000 for each deceased ferret,” according to a court filing.