JOE THE HEAVE-HO!
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“Joe single-handedly ruined Barack’s party last August by publicly shaming the Obamas,” a mole dishes. “That was the last straw. Michelle could think of no better way than to twist the knife in Joe’s back than running for his job.”
And Biden’s giving her plenty of ammo for her run — the rate of inflation has rocketed to 10.7 percent under his watch and his poll numbers are dismal.
“Michelle must be rubbing her palms together with glee,” says Texas-based conservative pundit Alex Stein.
“She’ll have a great chance to win because Biden’s blunders over his first year in office are too lengthy to count.”
Barack ignited the feud back in 2016 by backing Hillary Clinton over Joe for president, even though Biden had served as his veep for eight years. Obama even reportedly urged Biden to stay on the sideline for the 2020 presidential campaign, telling a Democratic Party honcho: “Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f**k things up.”
But there’s speculation Barack’s ally Hillary might take another shot at a presidential run because she senses Biden is dead meat. Insiders say Hillary can’t hold a candle to Michelle, who topped a 2021 poll rating the world’s most admired women. Biden’s veep, scandal-scarred Kamala Harris, ranked 11th with Hillary 12th!
At the moment, Michelle is still playing coy and publicly insisting she has no plans to run, according to insiders who insist it’s a smokescreen to fool her rivals.
“If the Democrats put Michelle on the ticket, she’s almost guaranteed to win,” says Stein.
“She’s going to resonate with all of the voters of color and with female voters and she’ll be a familiar face that will evoke the better years of Obama.”
March 7, 2022 / GLOBE