TUCKERED OUT!
Mr. Mild Carlson suffering bizarre midlife crisis at 52
STICK-IN-THE-MUD Tucker Carlson’s unlikely bromance with Devil Without a Cause rapper Kid Rock is threatening to spell trouble for the newsman’s 30-year marriage to wife Susan, sources snitch!
“He’s acting weird — even for him — and he’s so enthralled with Kid he wants to hang out with him and maybe go on the road and see the country through the musician’s eyes,” spills an insider, who says the 52-year-old top-rated FOX News host is experiencing a midlife meltdown.
“Tucker’s tired of being seen as boring and dull. He’s still an ultra-conservative, but Kid wants to go out and be wild and Tucker is totally up for it! He’s willing to trade foie gras for steak and loud music.”
Tucker recently interviewed the 51-year-old rocker in Kid’s adopted hometown of Nashville and hung out afterward at Kid’s Big Ass Honky Tonk restaurant. Spywitnesses say they got along like gangbusters!
“Tucker’s friends are shaking their heads,” tattles an insider. “He wants to be a cool dude like his new pal, and they worry how this wild streak will affect his home life.
“Susan can’t be happy he’s hanging out with Kid, who can be as bad an influence as they come. She prefers the dull and boring Tucker who wears preppy pullovers!”