GWYN HIRING GURU FOR CHANGE OF LIFE SEX!
NEW Age goofball Gwyneth Paltrow has steam-cleaned her vagina, deliberately lived apart from her new hubby to keep things hot and had relationship experts guide her family through lockdown — now she’s hiring a “mentor” to learn how to “rebrand” menopause as an exciting “new chapter” in life.
The 49-year-old Oscar winner and boss of the
Goop lifestyle website says she’s battling horrible pre-menopause, where “everything is totally irregular. My emotions are all over the place. I get in bed at night and my heart races.
“I feel like I’m a tetherball at the end of a cord, and it’s just like thrashing me around.”
She’s hiring a guru to help her get through the hormonal changes triggered when a woman stops menstruating and producing eggs.
She wants to “rebrand” the condition as an exciting “new chapter” where gals can still feel “amazing, fully themselves and have great sex lives.”