SOMETHING’S FISHY ABOUT NEW KIM K SEX TAPE!
CLAIMS there’s a SECOND sex tape starring Kim Kardashian seem to indicate the family’s reality TV and cosmetic fashion empire is in deep doo-doo. Why?
Because the K-clan’s shameful empire is founded on the release of a sex tape featuring Kim having snoring sex with then-beau Ray J, the rapper brother of actress Brandy.
In fact, many believe Kim’s mom-manager, Kris Jenner, a shrewd publicity manipulator, leaked the four-year-old tape in 2007 to trigger interest in the debut of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Kris insists it ain’t so — but acknowledges the scandal put her family on the map.
Since then, the gaggle of gals have run through all sorts of idiotic and stupid shockers to keep interest in their silly show and spin-off products.
How else do you explain the huge notoriety and wealth of these ninnies, who have NO talents?
Even their beauty and glamour is the result of coats of makeup slathered on with rollers, a slew of nip/tucks and doctored photos.
They’re proof that in America you can go far on empty.
Now, the news comes that a second tape is out there and Kim is in a fury.
She’s supposedly hired a legal team to suppress and burn it.
However, the supposed second tape is — conveniently — the subject of the debut of The Kardashians, their new reality show on Hulu.
On an episode, Kim sends pitbull Hollywood attorney Marty Singer to make sure Tape Two never sees the light of day.
“Even if it exists, they don’t have a legal right to release that tape without her consent,” says the legal eagle.
Okay, but here’s the real point — sex tapes are at the core of the premiere episodes of two Kardashian reality shows 14 years apart.
If you think that’s accidental we have a bridge in Brooklyn we’d like you to buy.