HARRY & MEGHAN CAN’T FILL THE K-CLAN’S DESIGNER SHOES!
WHILE real-life tragedies like Russia’s attempt to wipe out Ukraine rage on, our dopey pop culture society continues to worship talentless celebs like Prince Harry and his TV B-actress wife, Meghan. The amount of money thrown Harry and Meghan’s way is an outrage — they’re cashing in on America’s love of Cinderella stories and fairytales.
First of all, Harry, 37, may have the title of prince, but in royal circles he’s a nothing these days and things will likely be that way until the end of his years.
Big brother William is due to become King of England, but even when that happens, Harry will still be just another embarrassing black sheep — like his uncle Andrew — who got lucky and was a noble by birth, not deeds. His fameobsessed mate Meghan at least worked her way up the social ladder.
But instead of stepping back and enjoying their good fortune, these two have gone on an outrageous crusade to paint themselves as people who care about the downtrodden while walking a mile in $1,200 Manolo Blahnik heels and $1,400 sunglasses.
Whatta laugh!
The only thing these brats know about struggling is figuring out how to milk a few more bucks from suckers.
They signed $150 million worth of deals with Spotify and Netflix to create programs to inspire and uplift people. Guess what, they’re NOT giving that dough to charity — but KEEPING it for themselves.
Now Harry and Meghan have the right to keep the cash — no matter how hypocritical it may seem — because someone has to pay for her to flounce around at charity events in designer duds.
The real fault lies with nitwits who idolize these hucksters and the jerks who pay them to produce shows these renegade royals know nothing about — like inspiring poor people. But when it comes to being tone-deaf, Harry and Meghan will NEVER be able to Keep Up with the Kardashians!