ROCKETMAN KIM BANS TIGHT JEANS & DYED HAIR
LOCO North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un must feel he’s losing control because he just ordered a crackdown on Western fashion styles — banning tight jeans, long dyed hair and piercings.
Slamming European and U.S. styles as “decadent,” Kim’s fashion police — the “Youth Patrol” — are especially going after gals aged between 20 and 30 years wearing body-hugging jeans, say sources.
Youth Patrol agents bust them for sporting “capitalist” fashions like waist-length hair dyed brown and pencil-leg jeans.
Offenders are hustled to the Youth Patrol headquarters, where they’re forced to write confessions and publicly shamed.
“In the most severe cases, the violator’s name, home address and workplace will be revealed” over loudspeakers, blabs a source.
Kim has declared Western fashions and speech are “dangerous poisons.”