KURT’S JELLY BELLY CRUSHES ROMANCE
Transformation from hunk to chunk turns off Goldie
LONGTIME lovers Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell have patched up their stormy differences, but their love life has been squashed by his massive jelly belly, sources tattle.
Kurt’s partner of 39 years, Goldie, 76, still works hard to stay in shape, but the former minor league baseball player no longer seems to care about watching his waistline and that’s a killer in the sack.
“Poor Goldie finds it such a turnoff but what can she do?” snitches an insider. “They’re working through their issues and arguing less than they were, but as far as romance goes that’s apparently off the menu.
“For decades they were like a couple of teenagers, they couldn’t keep their hands off each other. Even a couple of years ago they had a very healthy love life. But the spark has died.”
Kurt’s weight was yo-yoing for a while, “but now he seems to have given up on any form of moderation in favor of a life of gluttony,” says the insider.
“Goldie is much fitter. She enjoys life, but is always
mindful about what she eats.
“She’s always trying to get him to eat better but he just totally ignores her.”
Sources snitch the Tombstone hunk, 71, gorges on five-course gourmet din-dins, washing them down with cocktails and an ocean of wine before “stuffing his face with cheeses and desserts.”
As GLOBE revealed, sources say Kurt is licking his wounds after Goldie backed out of her promise to finally let him put a ring on it.
“If Goldie were to finally go through with her promise to marry him that could make a world of difference for his selfesteem and motivation,” adds the source.