STEVE MARTIN SAVAGED BY SNARKY MARTIN SHORT

JEAN SMART, 70, and MARTIN SHORT, 72, sure like amusing each other, mostly at 76-year-old STEVE MARTIN’s expense! When the former SNL comedian asked the Hacks actress, “Who’s the biggest p***k you’ve ever worked with?” she didn’t skip a snarky beat. “Oh, Steve Martin. Absolutely. I feel for you,” she snipped, regarding Marty’s comedy tour cohort. “It’s the mood swings that kill you. And it’s also that he’s so pale in person. He looks like something we all snorted in the ’80s.” Adding insult to injury, funnyman Short doubled down in dissing his ol’ pal with this savage low blow: “He looks like Anderson Cooper froze to death on New Year’s Eve.” Yikes.