SWAYZE’S ROADHOUSE RUMBLE!

ALTHOUGH Jake Gyllenhaal and mixed martial artist Conor McGregor are starring in a remake of the 1989 action film Road House, who can forget the original, starring PATRICK SWAYZE — still sizzling after 1987’s Dirty Dancing — in the role of a skull-smashing bouncer with a Ph.D. at a rowdy Southern honky-tonk! Nicole Kidman was reportedly bounced from the movie as the love interest over lack of chemistry with the heartthrob, but that gave Kelly Lynch a break early in her career.