STRAIGHT TALK!
HEF HAREM GIRLS PRETEND TO BE DUMB BUNNIES
HOLLY Madison and other Playboy bunnies are now trashing the late skin mag mogul Hugh Hefner for being a creep — but frankly, their complaints are a bit hollow since they all willingly shacked up with the crinkled kinkster as members of his harem of “girlfriends.”
There’s no dispute the 91-year-old was a secret sleazeball while publicly projecting he was the ultimate incarnation of “the Playboy man,” a supposedly sophisticated dude who lived in a pleasure palace, wore classy suits, guzzled costly scotch and wines, gobbled gourmet food and bedded young, sexy babes.
So there’s a sense of vindication when Holly and her fellow “girlfriends” expose the stomach-churning truth about shacking up with the scrawny, phony-baloney gerbil whose life turned out to be rather shabby, laughable and perversely pathetic.
But Holly, it takes two — or in Hef’s case three or four — to tango on the giant circular bed he called a playpen.
According to their tales, the women were entitled to choose what they did — and these gorgeous young things apparently voluntarily became sex slaves of a disgusting old lech!
Again, no doubt Hef plied the pretties with booze, quaaludes and other drugs to get them to have sex. And GLOBE reported last week, Holly claims the creepy coot even resorted to “fake crying” to get women to please him.
So what was in it for them, especially Hef’s bedmates who now blab he was a quick, lousy lover?
Well, it seems obvious many gals in his harem joined believing he could help them get ahead in modeling or showbiz or some career due to all his celebrity connections. And, of course, Hef’s live-in girlfriends would get a $1,000-a-week “allowance” every Friday, according to former Playmate Izabella St. James.
Certainly, the gals are entitled to kiss and tell, but can they really complain if their voluntary gig with Hef left them gagging? Seems like a weird trip down the rabbit hole.