SONJA’S SIZZLING SMALL-TOWN SEX

Wacky Real Housewives of New York alum SONJA MORGAN may forget the date of her birth, but she sure keeps track of her sex life! “I’m going to be 59 in October or November,” ponders the chatterbox, momentarily forgetting her actual Nov. 25 birthdate. The frisky reality star, however, is sharp as a knife when it comes to below-the-belt action! “I stick to being real and myself, whether it’s cooking in the toaster oven or getting that lap of victory. No shame in my game if I’m getting laid at my age,” boasts the Bravo celeb, next starring in the network’s weird new spinoff Welcome to Crappie Lake, where she and socialite cohort LUANN DE LESSEPS travel to a small town in Illinois. “I f***ed the only straight guys in town,” boasts Sonja. “And of course, it’s not just kissing and telling that makes for legend-worthy gossip, you also have to tell who isn’t kissing too,” she teases, adding: “Poor Luann … She never even got laid to my knowledge.” Yeah, but bet she can remember her own birthday!