SEX TOY SLASHER GETS YEAR IN POKEY!
KENTUCKY kook Crystal Denham was slapped with a 12-month sentence for stabbing her male cousin late last year when he came to collect a borrowed sex toy!
According to a police report, the blade-wielding bimbo told cops Michael Barton stopped by her home in Corbin — 85 miles south of Lexington — to demand she return the X-rated implement.
But the clashing kinfolk got into an argument, and lawmen say Denham, 34, “used the kitchen knife in her hand to stab him” — but didn’t believe she drew blood.
Barton later told cops he “had three minor cuts” to his arm, armpit and back — and said his cutthroat cuz was “acting crazy!”
Denham has already served eight months behind bars since her arrest for assault.