VEGANS PUT OCTOPUS CURSE ON TV CHEF!
AN ANIMAL rights group is giving celeb chef Gordon Ramsay indigestion by threatening to cast an ancient curse on him for putting octopus on the menu!
Vegan activists from PETA warn Ramsay, 56, will fall under the spell of the “octocurse” if he continues to serve up “these clever cephalopods.”
A poison-pen letter to the Kitchen Nightmares impresario describes the invertebrate animals as playful, resourceful and “hyper-intelligent.”
“Because octopuses’ brains are distributed throughout their bodies, the terror and pain they experience at being sliced up alive or speared to death, common methods of killing these animals, is almost unimaginable,” the vigilantes write.
Their fishy claim is the curse can “slowly turn any human who kills, cooks or consumes” octopus into an eight-limbed mollusk!