HOUSEWIFE DORIT’S EMBARRASSING STAINS

Talk about leaving her mark! After wrapping the highly dramatic Real Housewives of Beverly Hills three-part reunion, heavily bronzed fashion plate DORIT KEMSLEY, 46, got up and left the set, leaving behind nasty Doritos-colored stains on the pristine white couch where she’d been sitting! What the yuck?! “Dorit was here. Bravo better invoice her for the cleaning service,” snarks a Bravo observer, posting pics of the gross sofa seat. “Biggest impression she’s made all season,” sasses a wisecracking fan.