JULIA’S BRO GETS BOOT

ERIC ROBERTS, 66, ain’t no beach bum, but he still got kicked off some A-list sand! “I’m all by myself and wondering why there wasn’t anybody there,” recalls JULIA ROBERTS’ oft-estranged big bro. “So I did some swimming and sunbathing and then this gentleman in a SWAT uniform and armed to the teeth suddenly comes over to me and says I have to leave and that it’s a private beach,” spills the actor. “I asked, ‘Whose private beach?’ And he said … MICHAEL JORDAN. And I said, ‘I’ll be gone in a minute.’”