BONO CRASH-LANDS ON LINCOLN’S BED

The ghost of ABRAHAM LINCOLN must be having a hardy chuckle. U2 rocker BONO, 62, had one too many glasses of wine during a White House visit years ago — and wound up asleep on Honest Abe’s old bed! According to the Irish singer, it’s all due to an allergic reaction to salicylic acid, found in wine, which caused him to wander off and crashland on the historic bed. “As I started to fall asleep, I excused myself, and what happened next is a little blurry,” he spills.