SLY FOX CAITLYN SUCKING UP TO SEAN & TUCKER!
Still chasing political dream after disaster run for governor
CONSERVATIVE sex swapper Caitlyn Jenner is sucking up to FOX News fat cats including Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson in a bid to fulfill her political ambitions, say sources.
“Caitlyn loves her job as a contributor at FOX,” spills a spy. “It’s given her the platform to say her spiel and she’s hoping it leads to bigger, better things!”
To get ahead, it pays for her to stroke the egos of the network’s stars, the mole says.
“It’s smart to curry favor with Sean and Tucker,” says the source. “She’s playing both sides, lavishing them with compliments, sending them gifts and planning special surprises for Christmas.”
She’s also apparently being careful not to take sides in their petty squabbles.
As GLOBE revealed, there’s no love lost between the rabble-rousing commentators. Tucker took issue with Sean raking in $45 million a year while he earns $35 million, despite his show topping the ratings, according to insiders.
“Caitlyn really does look up to Sean and Tucker,” dishes the source. “They’re not afraid to speak up and neither is she, which puts them in the same league, in her opinion.”
Her ultimate goal still lies in politics, despite the former Olympian, 73, garnering a pathetic 1 percent of votes to replace Gov. Gavin Newsom in the California recall election last year.
“Call her crazy but Caitlyn hasn’t given up her dream,” says the source. “And she’s well aware that if anyone can help boost her political career, it’s these guys.”
“Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.” — Victor Hugo