DISPATCHED!
Breaking up ain’t that hard to do
THERE was no happy ending for a who’s who of celebrities in 2022. From NFL legend Tom Brady and superstar model Gisele Bündchen to Aquaman Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet to actor Dan Aykroyd and Latin sensation Shakira, see whose relationships crashed and burned:
JANUARY
Movie hunk JASON MOMOA,
43, and actress LISA BONET,
55, announced Jan. 12 they were splitting after 16 years together — married for four. They have two children, Lola, 15, and Nakoa-Wolf, 14.
It was revealed Jan. 22 that American Horror Story actress EMMA ROBERTS, 31, and actor GARRETT HEDLUND, 38, split after three years and son Rhodes, 2.
FEBRUARY
Big Little Lies actress SHAILENE WOODLEY, 31, and Green Bay Packers QB AARON RODGERS, 39, ended up on separate sides when they split in February, a year after their engagement.
Daredevil alum ROSARIO DAWSON, 43, and New Jersey senator CORY BOOKER, 53, called it quits in February after more than two years together.
Seven months after Dancing with the Stars pro CHERYL BURKE, 38, filed for divorce from actor MATTHEW LAWRENCE, 42, on Feb. 14, the split was made final Sept. 20.
It was eight and done for
Pulp Fiction actress ROSANNA ARQUETTE, 63, and fourth husband, investment banker TODD MORGAN, 75. He filed for divorce Feb. 24.
MARCH
Star Trek actor CHRIS PINE, 42, and Peaky Blinders star ANNABELLE WALLIS, 38, called it quits after over three years together, it was confirmed March 2.
Vanderpump Rules’ KATIE MALONEY, 35, pulled the plug on her 12-year relationship — three-year marriage — to co-star TOM SCHWARTZ, 40, on March 15.
ALVINA STEWART, 52, filed for divorce from Black-ish star
ANTHONY ANDERSON, 52, March 25, after 22 years of marriage, citing “irreconcilable differences.”
One year after putting their split on hold, Tiger King star
JOE EXOTIC, 59 — real name Joseph Allen MaldonadoPassage — filed for divorce from his husband of four years,
DILLON PASSAGE, 27, on March 30. Maldonado-Passage, who’s serving 21 years in prison, asked for alimony and his legal fees paid.
APRIL
Actress NATASHA LYONNE, 43, confirmed her split from Saturday Night Live alum FRED ARMISEN, 56, on
April 15, saying they broke up because she wanted a swimming pool and he didn’t!
After 39 years of marriage and three grown daughters, Ghostbusters star DAN AYKROYD, 70, and DONNA DIXON, 65, announced April 29 they are “now on separate life paths. We remain legally married, coparents, coworkers and business partners.”
MAY
The five-year marriage of NASCAR driver KURT BUSCH, 44, hit the skids May 9 when polo player ASHLEY VAN METRE, 31, filed for divorce in Florida, alleging he “committed a tortious act.”
The Daily Show host TREVOR NOAH, 38, and Friday Night Lights alum MINKA KELLY, 42, called it quits after two years, it was announced May 18.
It took Dawson’s Creek alum
BUSY PHILIPPS, 43, 15 months before she publicly revealed May 27 she’d split from hubby
MARC SILVERSTEIN, 51, after almost 15 years. They share two children, Birdie and Cricket.
JUNE
There was no happy ending for Shake It Off alum BELLA THORNE, 25, and Italian singer BENJAMIN MASCOLO, 29, who announced their split on June 2, more than a year after their engagement.
The music died for Latin singer SHAKIRA, 45, and longtime love, Spanish soccer star GERARD PIQUÉ, 35, who separated June 4 after 12 years together and two sons, Milan, 9, and Sasha, 7.
It was splitsville June 5 for actor MICHAEL B. JORDAN,
35, and model LORI HARVEY,
26, after over a year of dating. Jackass alum JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, 51, filed for divorce from NAOMI NELSON,
42, June 15 after 11 years of marriage and two kids, daughter