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SORRY, COSBY! THE JOKE IS ON YOU!

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SEX CREEP Bill Cosby should be thanking his lucky stars his conviction for assaulting Temple University basketball exec Andrea Constand was overturned on a technicali­ty — but instead the shameless loser is planning a comedy tour this year!

In a radio interview late last month, the 85-year-old, who lost a civil suit in July for raping a 16-year-old, declared, “There’s so much fun in the storytelli­ng that I do. I feel that I will be able to perform and be the Bill Cosby that my audience knows me to be.”

Yeah, a pervy predator accused by 60 gals who insist the disgraced TV dad doped and molested them over a decades-long spree of debauchery. Of course, kinky Cosby denies all the claims — and managed to dodge criminal prosecutio­n because the statute of limitation­s had run out.

But things changed in April 2018. He was convicted on three counts of aggravated sexual assault against Constand in 2004 — when she was 31 and he was 66. She claims he knocked her out with three blue pills for assaulting Andrea Constand was tossed — now he wants to tour she says he told her would help her “relax.”

The sex monster served nearly three years of a tenyear sentence when lawyers got the Pennsylvan­ia Supreme Court to overturn his conviction.

Now, like other egomaniac narcissist­s who never think they do wrong,

Cosby believes he’s totally vindicated.

NO, Bill!

A jury found you guilty of drugging and violating Andrea! You only got off because REAL evidence of your actions was found inadmissib­le due to a technicali­ty. America KNOWS that’s who you are! So the idea you believe you can be “America’s dad” all over again with a new comedy tour is funnier than ANY joke you’ve ever told — if it weren’t so pathetic.

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